Old hat

goodbye old favorite hat. you are a dirty sonofaglitch, but I'll always love you. You won't come out of the washer the same, I'm sorry, I know that's hard to process old friend. There's a slim chance you'll come out better, stronger than ever. Just know that if you dont, if something goes wrong over the next 35 minutes, you'll be in a landfill or warming the head of a homeless man in less than a day, you asshat. So don't leave me, okay? God speed.